What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:20
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd